March 28, 2018
Another nice thing about my stay at the Napawaupee County jail was that I finally learned how to do acid properly. The opportunity arose quite by chance.
It was in the spring, some time after Tim, formerly a king of the Latin Kings of Chicago, had joined the team, a week or two after Josh Schlotzsky had taken his dressing down from big Dave. Josh survived the incident without any noticeable hit to his self-image.
March 21, 2018
if I take the jar inside
the water will spill
but how do I know this?
I forgot my own future
when I became engulfed in you
so much darkness
outside your well-lit room
I remain in the dark
if you let me shiver at the door
and freeze to death
as the jar freezes
March 18, 2018
Ivanka Trump Invites Nuremburg Barbie To Gitmo Black Ops Bukkake Shooting.
Nuremburg Barbie has taken time out from her tequila-soaked defection in Mexico to make her way via underground tunnels to Gitmo with the express purpose of rendezvouzing with President Trump’s beautiful, beautiful daughter Ivanka Trump in order for the pair to take part in a highly classified US military black ops bukkake film shooting.
March 16, 2018
“I quit,” The President said.
“You quit?” The Vice President said.
“I quit,” The President said again.
“You can’t be serious?”
The President, soon to be ex-President, took a bite out of his Big Mac, forcing shredded lettuce to fall from his mouth like beautiful greasy comets, or like small greasy people leaping from the burning building of his hungry mouth.
The President was a large man and chewed accordingly,