October 26, 2017
All of the treatments were, in their own ways, total hells, but the treatment for high-inference psychosis was probably the worst of them. They stick you in this bright little room with lots of windows and an old computer and make you watch a movie. So in the first scene of this movie there’s a man driving a pickup truck full of yellow bricks over a narrow, rickety bridge. The bridge sways and collapses and the truck pitches into the river below.
October 25, 2017
(inspired by Citizen Kane)
The clock ticked until it fell off the wall. We were there, when it happened. We decided we would be there and we were discussing the way that old men exit their cars when we heard the tick-tick-crash. We paused and then returned to our discussion, not bothering with the wounded keeper of time. There was a certain way that Jay Bengrove Parks got out of his Mercedes that perplexed us, his eyes still used to the motion and his body still used to sitting. Maybe some dicrotic-beated song had played on the radio and his essence keenly searched for new information. New information. That’s the point of it all, right? Hold on . . . point of it all? We’re gonna have to radio Jim “No Plan” Gallagher on that one.
September 22, 2017
Japan To Publish Own Bible.
Japan, renowned for its insular & xenophobic ways, is said to have grown sick of the “gaijin bible” and is set to publish their own version of the all-time best-selling fantasy novel. “Foreigner bible is Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. It is 100% gaijin” lamented Japan’s Minister for Upskirt Haberdashery, Dr Masahiro Sato.
September 21, 2017
Notes on Frequenting Trapdoors
We burn through water like it’s blood, so say goodbye to your familial ties.
I will gut your rotisserie chicken from inside you with a double edged costco card.
Best you don’t get too complacent in your jissom tinged opiatic drawers;
curtsy cute like and sit in shit.
Impending orgasmic tickles are a falsehood;