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Tech Support – Sprague Dawley

How to register an account at…
The Expat Press Forums.
http://expatpress.com/forums/index.php


– by Xavier “X-Man” Jones.
(Expat Press Staff Tech Support)

Hello, thick wankers.

Have you just failed an internet-record 703 attempts at guessing the “capcha” in order to register your fuckhead self a shitty forlorn account at the completely fuckin’ empty Expat Press forums?

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Interview with Atticus Davis – Aiden Burke

What planet and/or astral plane were you on when you wrote Your Aeon?

 

Either on Mercury or The Moon because it’s all about communication.

I prayed to the moon before this book finally came out the way some

People do God, with that kind of knowing. I think he’s really helped me out.

 

What is Your Aeon about to you?

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Expat Internet Resources – Sprague Dawley

Are you near death? Then give these wankers a call:
http://gunstonundertakers.wix.com/death

Are you a bit of an ugly bastard? Yeah, me too. Ask for Ost Botha here:
http://ostsplasticsurgery.wix.com/seacruise

Athletics your thing?
http://tokyo2020olympics.wix.com/japan

Do you have some fuckin bullshit you need to send overseas?
http://gunstonshipping.wix.com/ship

Hungry?
http://antonsrestaurant.wix.com/animals

Are you in the shit with the law?

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Interview with Manuel Marrero – Aiden Burke

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The following interview was conducted live in a hotel room in suburban Queens. Its subject sat recumbent across from me on a nondescript chaise longue wearing wool pajamas, occasionally taking drags from a crack pipe filled with marijuana. He politely declined to be photographed.

So you’re in exile?

Well, it’s pretty hard to pay the extortionate rent here when you have no day job,

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