July 17, 2016
How to register an account at…
The Expat Press Forums.
– by Xavier “X-Man” Jones.
(Expat Press Staff Tech Support)
Hello, thick wankers.
Have you just failed an internet-record 703 attempts at guessing the “capcha” in order to register your fuckhead self a shitty forlorn account at the completely fuckin’ empty Expat Press forums?
April 13, 2016
What planet and/or astral plane were you on when you wrote Your Aeon?
Either on Mercury or The Moon because it’s all about communication.
I prayed to the moon before this book finally came out the way some
People do God, with that kind of knowing. I think he’s really helped me out.
What is Your Aeon about to you?
January 2, 2016
Are you near death? Then give these wankers a call:
Are you a bit of an ugly bastard? Yeah, me too. Ask for Ost Botha here:
Athletics your thing?
Do you have some fuckin bullshit you need to send overseas?
Are you in the shit with the law?
December 11, 2015
The following interview was conducted live in a hotel room in suburban Queens. Its subject sat recumbent across from me on a nondescript chaise longue wearing wool pajamas, occasionally taking drags from a crack pipe filled with marijuana. He politely declined to be photographed.
So you’re in exile?
Well, it’s pretty hard to pay the extortionate rent here when you have no day job,