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1   Non Lit / Re: All Purpose Music Discussionneon July 15, 2018, 05:16:02 PM

Started by Sprague Dawley - Last post by Sprague Dawley

apropos of nothing, my Cocteau Twins LP ranking:

9.1/10 Treasure. dreamscape of menace waft with added echoey drums
9/10 Heaven or Las Vegas. shimmering haze of sumptuous loud jangle waffle
8/10 Blue Bell Knoll. synth wobble waffle pillows
7/10 Garlands. wee bit more doilied-up menace to their first outing
7/10 Head Over Heels. ethereal wibble from the planet art fop
6/10 Victorialand. more edgy elevator music for the Enya-on-drugs set
4/10 Four Calendar cafe. the ethereal shit was gone. a misstep, it was over and this LP "broke character" and shouldnt have happened

2   Lit / Re: Rap battleson July 14, 2018, 05:31:52 PM

Started by manuelmarrero - Last post by manuelmarrero

3   Non Lit / Re: Daily Mainichi News Wireon July 11, 2018, 06:13:39 PM

Started by Sprague Dawley - Last post by Sprague Dawley

Elle Macpherson To Open Armpit Service Bay

--SMH--

Australian supermodel Elle "The Body" Macpherson is set to branch out from her highly successful Armpit Maintenance Web Blog and open up her very own Armpit Service Bay to be located in sunny downtown Wollongong, Australia.

"Yep, it'll be just like a mechanic's service bay" said the legendary supermodel over the phone. "You trundle in, we winch your arms up and we give you a thorough armpit servicing. We will offer a wide range of affordable options, from barnacle scraping to weed whacking to dog-semen oiling right up to a solid 5-minute armpit licking from one of our highly-qualified staff members."


"I'm sorry, what was that
second-to-last option you
just fucken said?"


"No, I'm not personally working in the armpit service bay you stupid fuckwit" barked Macpherson down the phoneline. "Like hell. You think I'm gonna spend all day foraging around some revolting bastards hairy fucking armpit, plucking out their armpit nits, disgusting little white grubs wriggling around in their bushy fucken underarm hair jungle? I'm Elle fucken Mcpherson you fuckwit, not Elle fucken McArmpitNitPicker. Dickhead."


"No, that's not the dog we
use for the semen oil, you
blind cunt. That's his mum."


4   Lit / Re: SS Cygni Nova Feedback on July 11, 2018, 03:04:54 PM

Started by Sprague Dawley - Last post by Sprague Dawley

Sprague, perhaps if you keep running Daily Mainichi News Wire out of here, I can RT it and with enough patience, people will want to pipe up and weigh in.
yeah should give it a burl. Speaking of writing shit, in news that has brightened my day irretrievably, I have reestablished contact with Dixon Phyre AKA Miserable Cunt AKA BBC Newsanchor AKA Manwithtwodicks AKA fabulous floating flotsam AKA the very best writer none of you have ever seen. In all honesty, writing-wise, he laps the phalanx of prolix pulchritude present here, current company very much included, while doing one-handed pushups on our graves.

As expected, the alkie cunt is back on Bondi Beach, back to strutting about the show clad in nothing but his old fluoro budgie smugglers, still asking rando sunbathing sheilas if they'd like some "lotion in their motion."

5   Non Lit / Re: What movies have you viewed recently?on July 10, 2018, 02:25:59 PM

Started by manuelmarrero - Last post by manuelmarrero

Pervert Park

Does that count as a movie? It was pretty heavy. Short, which I thought was nice, because its point is pretty simple: You dumb fucking Americans, the only way you know how to approach a problem is to either figure out how to profit by it, or figure out how to limit damage to profits; preferably the former. It's the only thing we're good at, and it's not a very encouraging deal either politically or mental/physical health-wise.

Sounds like a great way to get willfully depressed, that is, I'd probably enjoy this.

Been watching a lot of Giallo recently, the italian horror subgenre with uniform dollops of boobs, gutsy color palettes, synth soundtracks and schlocky english dubs. The best
so far are largely the obvious ones (The Beyond, Zombie, Lisa and the Devil, Suspiria), but almost all Argento, Bava and Fulci is worth watching.

Watched all the Friday the 13th films. 1-3 are basically interchangeable, and the parts of 4, 6 and 8 that didn't leak through the holes in my brain were good.
It took a long time for them to develop such an iconic, yet stupidly simple character.

6   Lit / Re: SS Cygni Nova Feedback on July 10, 2018, 11:21:38 AM

Started by Sprague Dawley - Last post by manuelmarrero

Bit quiet in here.

Anechoic.



Please God don't make me go back to termbo. It's too serious over there and they yell at me.

Trends will come and go, but this dark, little obsolete corner of the web will endure. It will be here, should anyone feel inspired to use it.

Sprague, perhaps if you keep running Daily Mainichi News Wire out of here, I can RT it and with enough patience, people will want to pipe up and weigh in.

I may endeavor to smart off on here with some regularity in the near future. I sense a thunderbolt of inspiration with my name on it.

To anyone lurking, I know what it looks like in here. Put some skin in the game, get in on the fun. These salad days won't last.

7   Lit / Re: SS Cygni Nova Feedback on July 07, 2018, 04:16:44 PM

Started by Sprague Dawley - Last post by Sprague Dawley

ALL members required to front at the reupholstered expat's sister site:

http://rugby.boards.net/

There are numerous polling options there requiring YOUR democratic vote.

It is your civic duty.

Don't make me come after you to collect Poll Tax.



ps IGNORE THIS SIGN

8   Lit / Re: SS Cygni Nova Feedback on July 03, 2018, 06:07:22 PM

Started by Sprague Dawley - Last post by Sprague Dawley

Bit quiet in here.

Anechoic.



Please God don't make me go back to termbo. It's too serious over there and they yell at me.

9   Lit / Re: Reading Liston July 03, 2018, 05:38:34 PM

Started by manuelmarrero - Last post by Sprague Dawley

What do you writey hipster latte cunts reckon about all this then?: http://thequietus.com/articles/24851-millennial-novel-problematic

10   Non Lit / Re: All Purpose Music Discussionneon July 02, 2018, 05:08:41 AM

Started by Sprague Dawley - Last post by Sprague Dawley

#1 on my list of LP's I'm Kicking Myself For Selling is getting reissued in October;

https://midheaven.com/item/philharmony-by-hosono-haruomi
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