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This week in personal history
« on: July 18, 2016, 07:31:56 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2018, 02:40:48 AM »
just had my first thought of the day.

Marrero has missed a trick iHomo. Instead of opening a Lit foyerii he should have opened a fucking INCEL forim! Look at this place!

https://incels.me/threads/going-er-is-cope.44208/

They are turning them away in droves! Thousands of miserable cunts clamouring to sign up and 70% of their applications are hiffed in the bin! Including fucking mine!




So what if no members here are INCEL or redpills or blue pills or named Chad. Couldve treated it as a honey pot of a creative writing exercise. Actually that gives me a concept forii idea. let's reveiw some of my other concept forii::

Custom appointed war apology forii for the master race:

http://www.japan-war-apology.proboards.com/



Internets first ever message board]

www.internet-online.proboards.com



helpful terrorists message board

http://www.terrorists-online.proboards.com/




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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2018, 03:28:25 AM »
piece of piss!

http://involuntary-celibate.boards.net/

just watch the punters roll up!
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2018, 12:27:20 AM »
oh shit, completely forgot about my porn and insults concept forii. "Il Conceptionne Le Forii Generalis" as they no doubt said of it on the continent

Honed the internet down to its most essential experience.

Proboards packed a mental and hiffed it. They probably objected to the backdrop featuring Adolf getting fucked in the mouth by a giant black donger. At least I have a souvenir screenshot.

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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2018, 02:52:01 AM »
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You have way too much time your hands.

After reading my pointless shit photo essays or clicking on my stupid freebie joke web pages, people online often direct this to me and I've never understood it. Like they have ideas as to how I could better use my time. Oh really? Let's hear them then.

"Go to work." That place is where I have my WORST ideas. Terrible option. Besides which it's the weekend, drongos.

"Spend time with your family."  Sensible option I suppose. WRONG. Far too moored, mired and marooned in the minutiae of reality. Besides, that might entail going out and I hate going out.

"Self improvement."  Go fuck yourself.

"Go fishing." "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all. Unless you're fishing." l0ll, like I can be fucked walking around some riverside tussock embankment looking for beached fish to put in my little net thing.
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2018, 04:41:41 PM »
piece of piss!

http://involuntary-celibate.boards.net/

just watch the punters roll up!

souvenir screenshot before proboards biff the cunt in the wood chipper.

Sounds like mainstream Murca CNN Jumbo JesusTron are about to go on the warpath vs the incels


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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2018, 11:52:39 PM »
i dunno about these fiction stories Manners, real life is much madder.

Some people have so much fucken money it'll shit you blind. Story today from woman doctor, back when they were in their teens her younger brother had a massive falling out with DV-happy Dad the rich-as-fuck CEO. "You can go to either Todai or Waseda, shithead." Basically, Harvard or Yale. Of course, kid flunks entrance test, and leaves home at 20. Hasn't spoken to dad since. Dad, no fucks given, said he'd pay tuition anyway, first born son and all that bollocks. Kid, who hates Dad, says fine and goes to private uni at 3 million yen a year..... and in a colossally epic fuck-you takes EIGHT years to graduate. 24 million yen, sayonara baby. Back then, in your seppo currency, that's US$240,000. And what job does the kid get upon graduation? A fucken bartender. $10 bucks an hour. Which he's been doign ever since. He's 50 now.
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2018, 07:49:37 PM »
FFS I have to go to a job interview today.

The nerve of some people. As if I like the jobs I've already got and want more of the fucking things. Some people are just insensitive to the needs of others.

I am SHIT at pretending to be normal enough to hire. They see right the fuck through me. After interviews they probably say to each other "yeah, he seemed a bit off, just something not quite right, like he listens to satanic doom metal or something." Plus this gig's at some uptight christian dolly bird uni so it'll be even MORE like Chuck Manson pogoing away in the background of The Sound of Music

Great, so now I have to dig out my vaguely presentable interview clothes. I don't own a jacket? Fuck! The only 2 white "business shirts" I own both have yellow sweat stains around the collars from my days in the proper work trenches 200 years ago. Classy. Fucken idiot.

My black polycock gimpface work strides are now a shade too tight for my 20 year ago gut. Slick motherfucker. Fucking hell I don't even own "business shoes".

No jacket, fuck, will go with a windbreaker undone so my necktie fools them into thinking I am some sort of weekend-dressed professional.

In summary, a frankenmess of outdated fashions, a horrific hotch potch of op-shop assembled amateurness.

Looks like it's down to my corrosive good looks and preternatually charming and casual manner to swing the deal.

As per fucking usual then.
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2018, 11:23:57 PM »
Of course, I aced it.

Even though I must've come across as a lost mormon Fed who secretly likes doom metal.

However I am DISGUSTED that due to my appointment there I have COMPLETELY MISSED todays instalment of the Bond film marathon. I hope the institution responsible for the chasm-like gap in my Bond film CV appreciate the sacrifice I have made, and indeed take time out to reflect on the callousness of their heartless actions.

Look to have landed the gig but did have a slight heart attack in my brain at the end when interviewer, casually leafing through my all-fibs CV, says "...ok, fine, so when you get home just email me your publications list, that'd be great...."

MY FUCKING WHAT?

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't actually have any... unless you count my online publications.... for instance, The Gunston's Redacted Guide to Canine Bukkake Filme Noire or The Gunston Illustrated Guide to Subway Groping."
"We are here on earth to fart around and don't let anyone tell you different."
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