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Fuck Twitter
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Twitter is an insult, an atrophied forii, the calipered linguistic missives of dolts
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The forii is tiny and stupid and twitter is as big the sun you stupid blind retro-faced cunt
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manuelmarrero

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2018, 10:10:58 PM »
No but all levity aside, itís fun navigating the tripwires of getting suspended. Soon we wonít be able to dehumanize people, wtf is that?

I get shadowbanned all the time.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2018, 12:29:13 AM »
I get shadowbanned all the time.
Sounds very hi-tech and stealthy.

No idea what it is.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2018, 12:59:55 AM »
I get shadowbanned all the time.
Sounds very hi-tech and stealthy.

No idea what it is.

You get flagged by bots for disturbing activity and you stop appearing in feeds or mentions, getting notifications. Itís a light suspension, like the equivalent of putting you in time out or a straight jacket. It can happen from people reporting you for no reason, or using words, or anything that alerts the bots, getting into arguments, etc.

Twitterís so big itís impossible to moderate by humans, and theyíre useless too. They have a reputation in Silicon Valley for burning money.

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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2018, 01:06:36 AM »
You get flagged by bots for disturbing activity and you stop showing up in feeds or mentions, or getting notifications. Itís a light suspension, like the equivalent of putting you in a straight jacket. It can happen from people reporting you for no reason, or using words, or anything that alerts the bots, getting into arguments, etc.
Sounds wild.

Might be fun to test the waters and run amok with concept gimmick accounts.

Except with no followers the joke would be on me
« Last Edit: October 28, 2018, 05:34:04 PM by manuelmarrero »
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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2018, 01:51:04 AM »
so damn bored being real life "Sprague Dawley". i miss my trolling expedition days with Distressed gene-o, Goodcock etc

might be fun to erect a fake webring cock circus of gimmick accounts that follow each other and generally let their balls hang completely freely. again, the joke might be on me if it was just.... me

potential gimmick accounts:

Retired Terrorists Federated Union. they now denounce terrorism but still canvass for new members to get the perks of unionism. typing in arabic with just enough english biffed in to get the gist across. This one would probably get me on an NSA watchlist

Roger Gavaskar

Zuckerberg (shit can't imagine how many gimmick accounts there are for him)

one of Trumps shithead kids (except the autistic one)

the guy who invented twitter. whoever that is
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2018, 04:06:50 AM »
wft am i doing...


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Re: Twitter
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2018, 02:38:21 AM »
the fuck, remmmebered a Glenski twit account I have squirrelled away, went to ask for password reset and...
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If you requested a password reset for @LavondaRomeu, click the button below
Who the ARSE is Lavonde Romeo? Did Glumski change his fucken name? I don't think so twitter cunts! SORT IT!
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2018, 07:18:20 PM »
damn twatbots are onto me. Keep getting "fail to authenticate" messages as soon as I log into my 3 gimmick accounts, I'm automatically logged out again.

thinking about giving up twitter. all seems so needy and vaguely depressing...
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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2018, 04:58:47 PM »
Twiter is such a miserable sperm bank of funless whinging tryhards. "Oh fuck, look at me, pleaaaesse, i'm so depressed look at me. Insert passive aggressive tweetbait, wahhh, pleassse click 'like' on my pithy one-sentence whinge of wisdom-wank or I'll fucken top myself wah, wah."

It's like the hallmark cards of needy self-obsessed sooks.

There must be SOME cunt out there who is actually having some fucken FUN with the format but I've yet to find the fucker

Just one big morass of desperate keelhauling to dredge up some self-validation and hope some semblance of the feelgood fuzz wends its way up to your barren maidenhead.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2018, 09:29:32 AM »
If almost ten people pay attention to your tweet. That automatically means that yu're famous.

I don't make the rules here.
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« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2018, 05:05:51 PM »
If almost ten people pay attention to your tweet. That automatically means that yu're famous.

Ten?

TEN?

I can only dream of such a deluge of attention. If TEN people were to pay attention to my tweet I would surely spend the remainder of the day penning floridly-worded handwritten letters of reply to each and every one of the individuals, profusely thanking them for their attention. I might even affix some childish little butterfly stickers around the edges of the parchment and maybe even be moved enough to outline the shapes of my tears, fallen during writing, in biro pen.
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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2018, 09:19:05 AM »
The beauty of it is that you donít even need 10. 8 people pay attention, youíre a twitter rockstar. 5? Itís a stretch but itís more almost 10 than say 2 people. I would probably say 2 means youíre in some leauge of minor celebrity.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2018, 05:42:26 PM »
The beauty of it is that you donít even need 10. 8 people pay attention, youíre a twitter rockstar. 5? Itís a stretch but itís more almost 10 than say 2 people. I would probably say 2 means youíre in some leauge of minor celebrity.

So how do people like Stephen Fry get on, with 62 billion followers?

No way in HELL I would ever log-off twitter if I had 802 million followers, I'd just loll about all day wallowing in the adulation. You love me. You really do love me.
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« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2018, 09:30:18 AM »
Stephan Fry has more than 10 followers because he was good at being a comedian, actor, writer, presenter, and activist before he ever logged onto Twitter.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2019, 12:04:23 PM »
sorry twatcunt followers, I dumped you all and rebranded, sorry, I mean "rebranded" into an Auckland Blues rugby football account.

Might fire up a Sprague Dawley account "momentarily" as you seppo cunts are so fond of saying.
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