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Omegle – Victor Barrenechea

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: heyyyyy

Stranger: asl

Stranger: wanna do chat with m yonger than u

You: how young?

Stranger: m 20

You: oh, ok

Stranger: how r u

You: i’m really tired

You: i had a wild night last night

Stranger: how

You: ok

You: there’s this boy that i like

You: and last night i curated this art show at a local bar

You: and this boy came

You: the thing is, i can’t tell if he likes me back

You: like at one point he was going to leave to another club

You: and my friend talked him out of it.

You: then later he let me sit on his lap, but he wouldn’t try to kiss me or anything

You: then at the end of the night, i went home with him, but he didn’t try anything, even though we slept in the same bed

You: i can’t tell if he’s in to me. he always wants to hang out, but he never tries anything

Stranger: k…..

Stranger: i understand ur fellings baby

Stranger: nw ur okkk

You: and tonight

You: we’re supposed to meet up around midnight, but he hasn’t called me or anything

Stranger: so how u will meet him

You: i don’t know

You: maybe he doesn’t want to meet up

Stranger: k…

Stranger: ys i also think so

You: what do you think are his intentions?

Stranger: ya may be

Stranger: o wanna do chat with me or not

You: i d

You: i do

You: i was just asking for advice

Stranger: m boreeeee

You: okay, we’ll talk about whatever you want then

Stranger: make me happy i will tll u how u can meeet him

You: that’s not how a conversation works

Stranger: means

You: how do i make you happy?

Stranger: by doing some gud chat in our way

You: well, i can’t carry the conversation alone

You: you have to add to the conversation, or else it’ll be boring for me

Stranger: why m also here 4 dis chat

Stranger: k……

Stranger: nw pls start

You: so how are you?

Stranger: write knw k….

Stranger: n u

You: tired

Stranger: boreeee

Stranger: wanna do some dirty chat with u yarr

Stranger: plsssss statr

Stranger: start

You: i’m tired

You: you start

Stranger: so wat baby

You: i want my advice, so hurry up

Stranger: plzzzzz start n

You: you start

Stranger: so wat u hve weared

You: a dress

Stranger: i knw dress means

Stranger: means in dress wat u hve weared

You: a long skirt

Stranger: n on top

You: it’s one piece

You: that’s what a “dress” is

Stranger: k….

Stranger: which color of bra

You: my bra is under my clothes

You: i don’t remember the color

Stranger: den remove ur clothes baby

You: what if my roommate walks in?

Stranger: locks d room’

You: hey, we’ve been talking for a while. can i get a little bit of advice before we continue?

You: what should i do about that boy?

You: should i call him?

Stranger: no dont

You: why not?

Stranger: no m saying

You: i like him

Stranger: i will tell u wat to do

You: ok

You: well?

Stranger: so have u removed

You: i haven’t even locked the door yet

You: hey, could you answer my question before we continue?

Stranger: den lock it

You: answer my question while i get up to lock it

Stranger: ys

Stranger: plss

You: yes, i should call him?

Stranger: k. ur choice

Stranger: if any prob. dont blame me

You: ok

You: hold on a second

You: i’m going to call him right now

Stranger: talking to him

You: i sent him an sms

Stranger: wat hapen he picked da call

Stranger: k.

Stranger: nw we do

Stranger: can we some ight now

You: ok

You: so the door is locked

Stranger: k…

Stranger: have u removed ur cloths

You: not yet

You: hold on

You: okay this is a little embarrassing

You: the back zipper is stuck

Stranger: do it fast baby

You: i’m trying

Stranger: should i

You: you’re not even here!

You: how can you?

You: fuck

You: i got it off, but i think i ruined the zipper

You: this makes me sad

Stranger: jst saying baby

Stranger: why

You: that was my favorite dress

You: maybe i can fix it

Stranger: no pob. jst put it on ur bed

You: my bed is in the other room, hold on

Stranger: put it over here only

Stranger: have u removed ur clothes baby

You: see, this is why i feel weird. i shouldn’t be doing this in my roommates room. i should be doing it in my room

Stranger: no prob.

You: he just texted me back!

Stranger: nw have u removed everything

You: he’s coming over in 20 minutes!

Stranger: ohhhh

You: what should i do?

Stranger: k…..

You: i need advice

Stranger: we should start now

You: i really like him. i don’t want to blow this

You: give me advice first

Stranger: frst chat with me dn i will tell u

You: no

You: advice first

Stranger: i wi;;

You: he’s coming over soon

Stranger: trust me

Stranger: i will tust me

Stranger: dere will be no prob.

Stranger: k……

Stranger: nw we should stare

You: you will give me advice right now, or i won’t take off my bra

Stranger: start

You: and it better be good advice

You: how do i get him to like me?

Stranger: i will give avry gud advic which makes me happy

Stranger: frst u make me happy

You: no

You: first you give me advice

Stranger: fuck off

You: no

You: give me advice now!

You: or you’re going to be alone

You: i only have 20 minutes

Stranger: ys m alone on ma bed

You: start

You: advice

You: now

You: or else

You: boreeee

You: boreee

You: i want advice now

You: boreee

You: start

Stranger: u should start

You: no u

You: boreee

Stranger: ur fig.

You: advice

You: start

Stranger: plss

You: no

You: not until i get advice

Stranger: wats ur figure

You: i want advice

Stranger: den go 2 hell yar why should i tell

Stranger: u cant make me happy

You: because i have something you want

You: and i won’t give it until you make me happy

Stranger: m chatting frm lst 35 min

You: by giving me advice

Stranger: frst make me happy den only i wil u and him happy

You: no

You: first i get happy

You: then you

You: that’s the way it is

You: you’re going to have a lot of problems in life with women if you don’t understand this

Stranger: den jst fuck off suck ma hard long dick

You: no one will suck your tiny dick

You: give me advice

Stranger: not

Stranger: tiny

Stranger: its tall

You: it’s tiny

Stranger: more den ur love

You: i doubt that

Stranger: bigger

You: no way

Your conversational partner has disconnected.