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Texts from an Ex-Wife on June 1st Through 6th 2013 – Jake Blackwood

Jun 1, 2013, 11:15 PM

Your sexual performance is inadequate.

Jun 1, 2013, 11:16 PM

Your pubic region smells like rotting meat.

You have a fat head.

You’re ugly.

Jun 1, 2013, 11:17 PM

You smell bad.

I hope all of your poops are uncomfortable and result in mudbutt.

Jun 2, 2013,

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Tequan Is On Bicycle – Homeless

        Tequan is on bicycle…?

        Greg blinked at the computer screen like a mouth-breathing owl with a lobotomy. He read it again, to make sure his eyes weren’t playing tricks on him.

        Tequan is on bicycle…

        Then again, in fragments. Slower.

        Tequan… Is on… Bicycle.

        Tequan is on bicycle… his brain finally wheezed in acquiescence.

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Scribble Daemon – Viv Cartagena

SAM holds out a freshly empty styrofoam cup. As Sam speaks, SUIT pours viscous darkness into the cup from a shadowed part of the interrogation room.

SAM: Keep it coming. I was twelve years old the first time I saw steaming intestines sagging from a machete wound. Directly below a jailbait thread.

Sam pulls on their sleeve. Cigarette burns are briefly visible but neither Sam’s mannerisms nor the camera focus on them.

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I Hate Walmart – Patrick Kilgore

I was leaving Walmart today only to be accosted on my way out by a geriatric old man asking to check my receipt with the bags in my cart. There used to be kind, gentle old ladies greeting me on my entrance now there’s this decrepit shitbag standing in their place wanting to give me a very thorough pat-down. I kindly told him in a manner which communicated to him my unwillingness to cooperate as well as my desire to leave the store without provocation that I would let him check my receipt with my bags if he emptied out his pockets and let me root through his car beforehand.

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