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Are you a real writer? Then tell us what your drink of choice is...

some non alcoholic non writerly bullshit
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moonshine
0 (0%)
your own narcism
1 (50%)
whiskey
0 (0%)
scothc
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Voting closed: January 19, 2019, 01:29:19 PM

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Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« on: January 16, 2019, 01:29:19 PM »
There are things I want to do, but I don't know
If they will be with you
If they will be with you
There are things I want to say, but I don't know
If they will be to you
If they will be to you
Listen, ever get a feeling when you're taken by the hand
And led a course you can't command
Went to bed, but I'm not ready
Baby, I've been fucked already
Falling into line but I'm doing nothing
We've got nothing worth discussing
Went to go, but it's all hazy
People say I'm going crazy
There are things I want to do, but I don't know
If they will be with you
If they will be with you
There are things I want to say, but I don't know
If they will be to you
If they will be to you
Listen, ever get a feeling when you're taken by the hand
And led a course you can't command
Went to bed, but I'm not ready
Baby, I've been fucked already
Falling into line but I'm doing nothing
We've got nothing worth discussing
Went to go, but it's all hazy
People say I'm going crazy
All I know is all I know
What I've done I leave behind me
I don't want my soul to find me
All I know is all I know
What I've done I leave behind me
I don't want my soul to find me
All I know is all I know
What I've done I leave behind me
I don't want my soul to find me
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Re: Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2019, 02:11:01 AM »
Quality pole, quality options, quality alcoholic spelling.

Plus a wholly democratic number of votes per voter.

It must be so awesome to have alcohol in your life every day. Unbelievably, I am so gobsmackingly plankton-brained lazy I can't even be bothered becoming an alcoholic as such a lifestyle may potentially entail me having to go to WORK even more often than I already do in order to fund such wanton decadence.

And if there's one thing I CANNOT ABIDE, it is the concept of work.
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Re: Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2019, 02:08:02 PM »
List of things I did while drunk this weekend:

I tried to open a box with a butter knife and sliced my thumb open.

Broke apart a cigarette and chewed its content because I had recently seen a Disney cartoon where Pluto munched a slab of tobacco

Threw up all over myself and then tried to run back into the party nude because I wanted to dance

I made “soup” out of water, salt, pepper, and Goldfish crackers

I had the brilliant idea of throwing an extremely expired milk carton out of a window into the backyard. I missed the window.
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Re: Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2019, 05:12:36 AM »
That's more action & excitement in one weekend than I have in a decade.

I watched not one but TWO episodes, back-to-back, of Hawaii 5-0 on the television tonight. Wanton decadence.
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Re: Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2019, 07:22:31 AM »
Book 'em Dano!

I've actually still have never seen this show. Is it worth the shite????????
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Re: Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2019, 03:55:25 PM »
I had never seen it until a week ago either. Now I am vaguely addicted. Maybe it's the nice sunny scenery of Hawaii offering some fantastic relief to my sunless swaddled snowscape.

The machoman pindick repartee between Danno and Mcgarrett is fun. It almost sounds unscripted. Mcgarret tries to walk like he's John Wayne with an 18-inch pecker that keeps getting in his way but with those narrow shoulders he just looks silly doing it. Desperately wants to be a tough guy but that narrow frame will forever genetically preclude him from packing on the muscle.

The asian woman is disturbingly thin. She looks like a concentration camp collection of beautifully-tanned bones. Her huge head looks heavier than the rest of her body combined.
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Re: Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2019, 01:41:05 PM »
Wait are you watching the new series or the old one?
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Re: Writers, what are you drinking these days?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2019, 04:28:02 PM »
Wait are you watching the new series or the old one?
The new one of course. I'm not one of these retro nostalgia hipsters.
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