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junkiegirlfriend

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this is hella old internets but. i wanted to post a new thread because the cool russian one gives you the scary red text of liike ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA RESPOND TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4


ok so russian i fucking love alexander blok
i learned russian when the ukraine conflict happened but also because amatue is super hot and one of those interesting narcissistic insane hot girls
https://culturedarm.com/alexander-blok-night-street-street-light-drugstore-1912/
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2019, 11:35:43 PM »

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4
sequestered away here on the Pitcairns 666th parallel I have no idea who this "Vincent Gallo" chancer is but I can safely say what a fucken dickhead.

I would like to come up with increasingly silly and perverse ways of trolling this dickwad lothario back to 10666BC.

"Yeah mate Aunty Raelene here, the bridge ladies and I have had a fucken bakesale and come up with $380. I know we're a bit short but fuckit cousin Molly is buxom her her 5"1 so hopefully you'll let us slide this time and $300 is enough for an evening of your company. There are 8 of us."

you just know the desperate doofus would reply "well, you are a bit short but OKAY just this one time."

Then you take your sweet time stringing the nimrod along to lamprey navel-gazing insanity. destination: "$20 for the poster, final offer."
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2019, 11:37:57 PM »

cool russian one gives you the scary red text
Don't mind me, just highlighting these terms in case the NSA bots trawl past #ukraine
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2019, 03:17:35 PM »

cool russian one gives you the scary red text
Don't mind me, just highlighting these terms in case the NSA bots trawl past #ukraine
ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы as the russians lol


https://vk.com/enkult more food for them
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2019, 03:21:25 PM »

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4
sequestered away here on the Pitcairns 666th parallel I have no idea who this "Vincent Gallo" chancer is but I can safely say what a fucken dickhead.


i wanna visit!

vincent gallo is this guy who can't go to the bathroom w/o kidnapping christina ricci.

WHAT IS YOUR AVATAR AND why can't i even upload one. it's like a dead fish penisbody getting an MRI?
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2019, 05:02:56 PM »

WHAT IS YOUR AVATAR AND why can't i even upload one. it's like a dead fish penisbody getting an MRI?
yeah looks to be some sort of King Tut fella getting an MRI.



upload is easy, if I can do it any drongo can
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2019, 05:06:46 PM »

ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы as the russians lol

https://vk.com/enkult more food for them
is that Russian twitter? Looks almost as brrrillliaaaaaaaant as twitter twitter
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2019, 12:44:44 PM »



upload is easy, if I can do it any drongo can

you are the only person on this forum with an avatar. its awesome lol
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Re: you can't sell anything if you never learned how to sell yourself first!
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2019, 04:11:31 AM »

go to modify profile

then forum profile

then field that says

Specify your own avatar by URL

then dump in http://www.mypage.com/mypic.gif

piece of piss
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2019, 03:02:50 PM »

my mighty slick new avatar:

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