He’s Married to a Milkmaid – Alex Osman

December 17, 2024

The milkman is a Hispanic dwarf
The milkman rides a little green dirt bike
The sun shines through the trees over the milkman like a spotlight
The milkman sleeps surrounded in plastic windmill flowers and cotton ball clouds
The milkman has nightmares of grandeur
The milkman dances like a fly to make the kids laugh
The milkman makes love to his wife, the milkmaid,
And succumbs to intrusive thoughts that cause the both of them to crack up
The milkman told the world’s greatest joke
And drove off a cliff with a chicken in his left arm
The chicken wore a little green helmet

The milk will not be delivered tomorrow