Hot Commodity – James D. Casey IV
December 13, 2018
i masturbate listening
to Dead Man Theme
by Neil Young
and finish
on her pillow
when i leave the room
the aliens disarm
their cloaking devices
and collect my semen
it’s sold
across the universe
it’s a hot commodity
on some planets
i’m cloned as a god
on others
they use it as condiments
for their fast food chains
i hear Space McDonald’s
is their biggest customer
i’m fine with it
either way
because
they both
end up eating me
flesh of my flesh
blood of my blood
all that good shit
think about me
next time
you shove that
Quarter Pounder
in your mouth
bless you my child