Hot Commodity – James D. Casey IV

i masturbate listening
to Dead Man Theme
by Neil Young
and finish
on her pillow

when i leave the room
the aliens disarm
their cloaking devices
and collect my semen

it’s sold
across the universe
it’s a hot commodity

on some planets
i’m cloned as a god

on others
they use it as condiments
for their fast food chains

i hear Space McDonald’s
is their biggest customer

i’m fine with it
either way
they both
end up eating me

flesh of my flesh
blood of my blood
all that good shit

think about me
next time
you shove that
Quarter Pounder
in your mouth

bless you my child