Kaddish for Saddam Hussein – Fawzy Zablah
November 18, 2018
My name is Hassan Al-Hazeem and once upon a time they called me the Pride of Baghdad. I was a rapist for hire under then dictator Saddam Hussein. I had the longest and thickest penis in all of Iraq. I could rape a woman and she would come back for more and they all loved me – because they always came back and called too. Is that not the test of a true lover? Okay, don’t look at me that way. Okay, okay, I am lying. I am a liar. They never came back. But they were infidels and inside their hearts they wanted to come back! And yes, yes, I was a rapist for hire, woman-abuser.
They would wake us at four in the morning – the rapist squad – and give us goat cheese and bread for breakfast. Since we were part of the Department of Rape and Retributions, we walked the fine line between being spoiled and mistreated in order to keep us guessing. Why? I do not know. And as I so fondly recall, it was a favorite moment of mine – to be sharing a silent meal with pals before a raid. It reminded me of Tom Cruise and his pals in the epic Hollywood film Top Gun, where the Great Satan fights an Eastern Bloc break-away republic. Okay, okay, they weren’t really my pals. There was always much competition in the squad. Members had the, how do you say? There was the bickering, the cattiness. Who had the inherent, natural willfulness to make their penis hard for long periods of time with will power alone like porn star? Who could go the extra distance, which a Baghdad whore always seeks? Who was so handsome that the victim just give themselves to him? We were an elite squad. Even if we didn’t really get along we were at the very least, efficient. We were like the legend James Brown would say, the sex machines. I believe that some of the hostilities had to do with some particular members being too bossy trying to tell others what to do.
Husky Habibi was a thorn on my side. He was an oversized bully who mistakenly thought I was weak, that I would take a bow to his imperialistic corpulence spread out all over his vanished waist, resembling the shape of an egg. He tried to trip me once by sticking out his foot as I walked pass him, and fortunately I managed to regain myself and shove him until he lost his balance. Very lucky for him that our shift manager was in the vicinity and I did not continue. That was some very good luck for him let me tell you, for I would have defeated him like Iraq did America in the war for the Gulf.
Did I mention I crossed the border into Iraq around August 1990 just before the war? Well I did and it is the truth because I don’t always lie. I am from Palestine so that would make me a born-again Iraqi? Or a Palestinian in Iraq? That was a joke and it doesn’t matter that you don’t laugh.
I will enter into my origin story briefly, for every hero has an origin story. I will state my reason for crossing the border. Armageddon was set to begin when America went to war with Iraq and since my abusive stepfather kept scolding me about entering into some type of employment I decided to leave. I ran off after leaving a very wordy, emotional letter to my mother and little brother Muhammad – a good kid who longs to be a football star. There was also a deep dark secret I held. A secret only known by very few members of my family – my great grandmother was a Jew. She was born a dark skinned Jew and had fallen into an illicit affair with my great grandfather Fawzi bin Ali Al Hazeem. This all happened in the 1920s. There was a riot and my great grandfather saved my Great Grandmother (Jaleh) thinking he was saving a pretty Arab girl, or so the tale goes. She was almost trampled by an angry mob and my Great Grandfather scooped her up with his long hairy arms popping out from under a stage at an Arab rally. And under that very same stage they made whoopee while (apparently) oblivious to the violence outside. As my mother tells the story, it was love at first sight for my Great Granddad. And since true love was his only religion, her Jewishness was never a concern for the head between his legs had already made up its mind. Awww, the head between our legs! How it corrupts us! This was something my mother hid from us very badly. My Great Grandmother’s passport was kept by my mother as insurance – against whom? Against the Zionists? The Israeli missiles? Long story short; confused, repulsed, and disgusted by the Jew inside me, I ended up in Baghdad to defend her against her enemies in the great war of the gulf. The way I saw it back then I needed to reconcile with my impure blood, make a type of amends with my tragic origins. But either way with the aid of my ambition I joined the Royal Guard and moved up in rank in a matter of months. Later I was promoted to the Super Secret Rape Squad after being caught with the mistress of an army captain. Apparently, according to rumors, I much impressed the generals with my girth.
So where was I? Our grand leader Saddam had called a meeting of the SSRS before Tuesday night prayer. The rumors were that he would introduce us to the newest squad member – a secretly trained rapist abuser that had been under intense lock and key until now. We all wondered what new style of rape abuse this member would bring to our elite unit: whips and brooms? Handcuffs? Western S&M tactics? Saddam was known to have a soft spot in his heart for S&M. He found it interesting from both sides – from whip handler to receiver of the whip. The redness of the victim’s buttocks, he once stated to the group during pre-shift, was “like the beauty of the Iraqi sun setting on the faces of one hundred thousand virgins – in unison, with the light of the sun reflecting off each virginal cheek like a visual symphony of light.”
As we sat for the introduction Husky Habibi stared at me with his lazy right eye and swollen head. I gave him the look of “I will kick your ass like a goat you very, very, very husky pig.” Later, after the meeting I will get in his face and dare him to take a swing and I will more than likely shove him down the stairs again. That husky camel of a man, how I hate him so. But please, my dear friend, don’t get me wrong for I have nothing against the overweight for most are very lovable and tender hearted. My grandfather was a husky person and the strongest in his village. He would showcase his strength at weddings by bending solid metal bars. Most women were impressed, and that is why they killed him. My point being that I would hate Habibi equally even if he was skinny.
When the Royal bodyguards walked into the room, Saddam was introduced and we all stood.
“Your Royal majesty. All stand.”
After our brief salute, we all sat facing a map of Baghdad. Saddam wore a black Versace suit with a burgundy tie. How did I know that it was Versace? Because he said it was Versace. He smoked a Cuban cigar and he nodded to everyone.
“Allah-AK-bar,” we repeated.
The minister of defense stepped up. He was a bald man with a big nose and a dark mustache. He looked like Arab Magnum P.I. As of matter of fact, the mustache is so popular in Iraq, that most males resemble that ingenious Hawaiian detective.
“As you may be aware, we’ve had some trouble with dissidents who don’t have sisters or wives and their mothers have passed away. Therefore, in situations like those, the Rapist Squad is useless because we can’t have men raping men, even though a couple of you were inclined to volunteer.”
We looked at the gay ones. They put their heads down.
“So we crunched various ideas and most were executed until one proved itself far superior to the others. And today, we are happy to present the proven idea.”
He motioned to a royal guard who walked over to the door and opened it. Behind the door stood a small man under a black cloak very similar to a monk. The man walked over and stood next to Saddam. We could not see his face. We all wondered what evil, ugly face lay under the cloak for we were all ugly.
“This is Ludmilla.”
We looked at each other in confusion and our jaws dropped when the man let his cloak fall to the ground and there was a pretty girl underneath. She had long black hair, in a pony tail. She looked like Eastern European version of Audrey Hepburn. We were scared, and anxious, and aroused, and in a big, very big, maze of confusion. But of course, we were the SSRS and we were trained to be aroused at a moment’s notice.
She was like a diamond of a day. I pictured sights I had never seen like deserts covered in snow and possible things that were once impossible like a sparrow flying to President Hussein’s hand and perhaps taking a bite or two. She had a pretty face and her eyes were golden brown. My rapidly beating heart sank down to my stomach, and it was digested and released through my rectum. I knelt down and picked up my beshitted heart, and ate and swallowed my heart, and I promise you, my dear friends, I could have gone through the same motion all day.
She held a long, black baton behind her.
“That is her weapon,” the minister said. “With which she will inflict pain.”
She rolled the baton with her right hand. Her tiny body gave her the physical presence of a lithe girl. She was an angel! Then our president whispered into the ear of the Minister of Defense. And the minister looked at our entire group.
Slappy Kareem raised his trembling hand and quickly brought it down.
After the meeting, all the males stood in one corner and she in another. We gossiped, but in a whisper. Our egos could not handle this – a woman that rapes with a stick. What kind of shit was this? What was our great leader Saddam trying to tell us? We scratched our heads in unison. Stumped monkeys we were.
When everyone else moved on, I found an excuse to remain. I decided to make an effort for there was something in her eyes that attracted me. They were very deep and emotional eyes. They predicted her mood like an Al-Roker predicting the weather.
Her mood was silent, and I felt a calm energy emanate from her. Her presence was a very soothing thing to me. It gave me life like shot of Cuban espresso – which I have never had, but heard Saddam takes every day for he has it flown to him personally from the island of Cuba by most famous communist in the world, Fidel Castro.
Five minutes later, our daily mission sheet was posted on the bulletin board. My heart’s drumbeat sped upon reading that Ludmilla and I had been assigned to the same neighborhood. So with brave face, I approached her.
“Hello,” I said.
“Yes,” she responded.
“I have noticed on Mission Sheet that we are assigned to same neighborhood duty.”
“Really,” she said.
“Would you like ride in my vehicle with me?”
She did not say anything for 15 seconds. She just looked at me, examining me with those pretty eyes.
“Okay,” she said. “But are you safe driver?”
I smiled. “Of course, come, I will show you to my vehicle.”
I led her confidently to my vehicle, a 1985 Volga GAZ-3102 in good condition. Its color was the color blue sky. I’m sure she was impressed because in Iraq you either had Volga or your feet. Let me tell you that in Iraq you could never hope to be like Saddam or his sons with Mercedes Benz, driving to the markets taking young girls from their families never to be seen again. And who wouldn’t want to have that kind of power?
As I drove, she looked out the window most of the ride. She seemed very serious staring at the faces outside the vehicle. I tried to start conversation with talking about myself and then I would barrage her with questions like a George Clooney in ER.
“I am from Palestine – occupied territory. I came to Iraq to defend her against the evil Bush administration.”
She did not say anything back to me. Not to worry, I thought, I continued to barrage her with endless questions until conversation was created and ultimately good rapport that lead to friendship, and perhaps a request to her father for marriage. I had reached that age where prostitutes had run their course, and rape, well, it was rape.
“And you are from,” I began.
“I am from Russia.”
“Russia? The Volga is Russian like you. What is your birth city?”
“You are communist?”
“I hate communists.”
“How old are you?”
“Do you like food?”
“Do you eat Russian caviar?”
“Are you married?”
“You have pretty smile, do you have pretenders?”
“How did you get into rape business?”
“I am fond of watching men get pleasure.”
“How can a man get pleasure from your stick? It is brutal. It is natural for man to rape woman, not so for woman to rape man.”
“You are an idiot.”
“I am honest. But I apologize if I surmised too much. Are you virginal?”
“You are a fool.”
“But you are like young, little girl, you have innocent face, I doubt a man has entered you. A woman with experience, she has experience in her face.”
“You are a clown and a fool.”
“You are angelic.”
“You are hairy like monkey.”
“You are soft like rose.”
“You are not original.”
“I want to witness your rapes.”
“We are here.”
“Yes, we are,” I said, hitting the brakes.
“Thank you for the ride.”
“No problem. I love you.”
“Nothing, I am sorry. We meet back here.”
“Hmm. Yes, okay.”
We were in a poor neighborhood South of Baghdad. We got out of my loyal Volga, and went forth to our rapes. She rushed off across the street like Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat 2 video game. I was happy that her mission was two houses from mine. In case of any complications I could rush to her aid.
My victim lived in a small two bedroom house with an ugly gray door. My orders were to rape the oldest daughter of an un-loyal Ba’ath Captain. He would be taught a valuable lesson by punishing next of kin. According to my fact sheet, the victim was 43 years old and weighed 275 lbs. I much preferred the rape of a much smaller and younger woman but in the end a rape was a rape, and besides I had a job to do.
I paused before the door to wrap my keffiyeh over my face like ninja. I picked the lock and entered the house. A kitchen was before me and to my right a living room. The bedroom was past the kitchen at the end of a small hallway.
I continued down the hall to the bedroom and stopped for a moment before the door. When I opened the door, there before me lay my victim asleep and unsuspecting of my imminent threat. Unaware in her sweet dreams that she would soon be forced into beautiful intercourse, indeed the most beautiful intercourse ever to be had in her soulless life, from the Bill Clinton of Baghdad.
I stood before the bed and looked at her, admiring her chubby, cheeky visage. She was a very husky woman, even huskier than I had pictured. She lay face up snoring loudly. Her snores were like the roar of a thousand lions as they bounced from the walls in an erratic symphony. And at one point, her snoring was so loud and intense that it seemed like she was choking on a bone. There were great pauses between deep breaths. I thought I would have to perform CPR, help her get conscious, and then rape her and that would just be too much work.
I unzipped my pants and played with myself while staring at her. I had to work my penis to ultimate hardness for she was very big and repulsive. Standing there, I began to ponder on the power of me and my penis. Rape for me was like the power of Saddam.
I then proceeded to jump on her like bobcat or mountain lion. She woke up startled while I held onto both her arms. Before she could react, I quickly stuffed a sock in her mouth which I carry with me always for this type of situation. And that is when I threatened her.
I said something like, “You be quiet now or you have your last breath. Is this what you want? Is this what you want? You will let me do what I was sent here to do. Yes you will, yes you will.”
She looked into my eyes with great fear. She mumbled: “What?”
She tried to talk again. I took away the sock from her mouth.
“Yes I will, my lover,” she said.
And I said, “What?” and then she flipped me over and pinned me down. I had underestimated her strength. She was like bear as she began to bounce and bounce on me almost breaking my penis. I was stuck in a dilemma, for I had to keep moving my hips in order to catch her vagina. Sometimes I’d miss and it hurt very bad.
“Slip, slip, slip…back inside,” she’d say when I missed and then the bouncing would continue.
And then, as the backwards rape continued, she stopped to smell me. “You have fine musk. Curious musk. It is American musk! It is the Calvin Klein, the infidel musk!”
At that precise moment, I willed all my strength and somehow managed to roll her over on her back. I pulled out my knife, putting the blade against her neck, and began to sodomize her and she loved this too. She moaned loud when I entered her unsanitary hole. Her anus was very loose, which made me curious. This was all very dangerous work, for I had to concentrate so as not to slice her neck accidentally.
I had explosion inside her and rolled off.
“Saddam knows your father is a traitor to Iraq. He must do as he is told or he will be punished. Tell him he will pay with his family’s suffering.”
She had big, bold, green eyes with a blank face of sorrowful pleasure. And then, in a moment of stupidity, as my guard dropped, she snatched my own knife and plunged it into my stomach.
“Ahhh! You evil woman!”
I sprung from the bed holding my stomach, bleeding all over my uniform. This was my third stabbing this year. Most squad members get stabbed at least once their rookie year. Facing an emergency such as this, I decided to flee with both hands clutching at my stomach, running past the kitchen, and through the front door only to collapse in the middle of the street. I lay in the street until Ludmilla’s face came into sight. She looked at me with her brown piercing eyes which now had a look of pity in them. She did not say anything but only grabbed my feet and dragged me to my Volga, our Volga. My seats were stained with my own blood. She drove to a hospital close to the presidential palace, double parked, placed me on a Gurney, and shoved me towards the emergency room, and as I rolled, rolled away from her, my heart slowed like a jazz drum.
I recovered in a week and received 17 stitches. The day I was released, Ludmilla was in my room and watched me change back to my uniform. She looked at me like if I was her dog and just peed inside the house. And deep in my heart, I prayed to Allah that I could be her dog. Oh how I wished I was her dog!
“I should have left you there to die.”
“But you didn’t,” I said, smiling.
“You are a disappointment to the party.”
“…,” still smiling.
“And Iraq, your adopted land.”
“I love you.”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
”You are a clown to me.”
“And you are a princess to me.”
“You are a fool for loving me.”
“Then I am happy to be a fool.”
“You realize we could be beheaded, at least.”
“I don’t care. I would risk everything. My heart, this heart, is yours. My arms, these arms, are yours.”
“You have lost your mind.”
“I want to buy you a ring like in the Hollywood movies.”
“I am already bored of you.”
I then took a step towards her and she remained.
We left the hospital and returned to base where I was greeted with laughter from my colleagues. Amidst all this, I fantasized that I spit in all their mouths. I made sure to let them get it out of their system. This all lasted quite a while. Husky Habibi led the chorus of laughter. Oh, Allah, how I hate his chubby, cheeky face.
Ludmilla entered after me, so as not to arouse any suspicion. It hurt very deep inside of me that I couldn’t make big announcement to the world that I cared about this woman more than any cleric, oil field, or very fast and efficient race camel.
When the next missions came, my desire to rape had left me. I think it was because I was in love. My first mission post-stabbing resulted in a broom beating by a very endearing elderly lady who offered me coffee afterwards. A week after that, on another rape mission, I just tied a woman naked to her bed and fell asleep on her stomach talking to her about the glint of light in Ludmilla’s eyes. Oh those beautiful eyes so full of paradise inside of them. My eyes were caught in hers during every pre-mission shift meeting. She tried to ignore me, but it was evident she felt the same way.
Incidentally, one day I just couldn’t wait for things to just occur between us so I decided to spy on her during one of her missions. I finished a quick dry hump rape on an 83 year old woman, who I will also reveal stuck her tongue inside my mouth and I was off.
I crossed the street like a stealth tiger and found the house where Ludmilla was assigned for her rape. It was a medium sized blue house which I entered through the unlocked front door. I went up the stairs following the moaning and screaming I heard. It startled me, but I continued.
I took a deep breath and stood before the bedroom door. The sounds coming from the room were like those of a torture room. I opened the door to see Ludmilla holding a very large, fake, black penis against the victim, who was on his stomach with a bloody anus. She turned to me, and my heart sped up like Arabian horse trotting through Saharan Desert, and before I knew it, I had fainted and could not remember more.
The next day, upon the recovery of my shock at the things I had seen I confronted Ludmilla in secret to challenge her to a rape-off challenge. I would not be embarrassed by a woman, even if I could love her. The winner got the loser to do anything they wanted.
She stood by the water cooler in the empty mess hall. I approached her with confidence and slyness, despite the fact I fainted at the sight of blood.
“I was very much impressed by your rape abilities, and despite my love for you, I come to ask you to a rape-off challenge.”
“A rape-off competition to see who is the best? It is when two rape squad members face off, seeing who can do most rapes per month.”
She just stood there looking at me.
“You are funniest man I have ever met.”
I kept my stare. I know I’ve talked many times about her eyes, but I wouldn’t bring up those features if there wasn’t substance behind them. How to describe eyes that are so soft and endearing that they can put an end to entire armies? There are no words I tell you!
She quickly kissed me in my lips and pulled out. It felt like bolt of electricity running through my body. She then moved her face closer to mine.
“Meet me in my private room fifteen minutes past midnight, when all are asleep. If you are as good as you claim you can show me then.”
Exactly ten past midnight, I tiptoed from the men’s dorm rooms to the mess hall, which I had to cross to get to Ludmilla’s. If you are wondering how I was able to not wake anybody, well I received some help from Husky Habibi’s snoring, which most of the squad was used to now, and that’s how most of them slept through the bombing of missile installations by Iran in the 80s. And another reason for my mastery of clandestine skills was the American Ninja movies starring Michael Dudikoff.
Upon reaching her door in my bare feet and pajamas, I tapped it lightly and leaned my head against it trying to listen. The door opened and Ludmilla stood before me in her ninja/burka hybrid not wearing any pants. The hair covering her vagina was thick. I immediately became excited.
“Take off your pants,” she said.
“I said take off your pants and kneel on the floor.”
She closed the door behind me as I did what I was told and knelt on the floor.
“I want your pants off all the way, including underwear. Leave your shirt on.”
I was on my knees in the cold floor without my pajama bottoms.
“Get on all fours like dog. Like Palestinian mutt that you are.”
She then poured a very warm lotion on my buttocks, spreading it all over my cheeks, especially inside of my anus. My heart started beating fast, for I was scared and excited. And I kept telling myself that this could only occur because it was her, Ludmilla, and what she meant to me. No other person in this world could do that very thing that I was about to experience. I was so nervous and my heart beat so fast I felt almost a shortness of breath that was followed by elation.
The lotion made my anus moist and warm and the smell was quite enjoyable like that of soft babies. She then slipped one finger in my anus, and I whimpered like pig.
“Does it hurt?”
“No, no, no my Russian angel. It does not hurt!”
She ordered me to stand up and promptly shoved me on her bed. She then handcuffed my arms and legs to the posts of the bed and left me there on my stomach. I was spread out dripping with oil. After turning off the lights, I heard a vibrating noise and saw a red glow behind me. She then inserted this noisy, vibrating object inside of my once forbidden hole, and everything after that I will not relate because it was beautiful and private, and a whirl of sexual madness that awoke in me a sensitivity for women and the world as a whole.
The following day I was a new man. I was a man in love with a woman. Oh to be a man that knows love is to be a man that does not need God. For a man with no boundaries will not let anything stop him. Or a child taking baby steps on his own? How I am a philosopher now. Or is true love – love for your fellow man? So why do we need God, if we have love?
From that special night on, Ludmilla and I could not be separated. Our illicit affair continued in dark corners and hidden alleys. We would meet three times a week in different safe houses, sometimes even skipping missions all together. Suspicions arose among commanders and we had to stop seeing each other some weeks.
And on one special occasion that we laid in bed, I with red, bloody anus, she with a bruised and scratched back, we both spoke with our eyes to each other. Our mouths did not open, and we saw in each other’s expressions that we were doomed. The television played the film The Bodyguard with Whitney Houston and Ludmilla was so inspired that as she rolled on me, she whispered, “I will always love you.”
I knew then that the Palestinian boy inside me would never love another again.
The next day, on account of my low rape grading, I was asked into the private office of the Grand Ba’ath Rapist Secretary under Saddam. Entering quickly, I saluted and took a chair as I was told.
“You have failing grade. Your mission productivity has dropped dramatically. Explain yourself.”
“I do not know how to explain myself. I have been-“
”I don’t want excuses! You were drafted on Syrian countryside of the border after being detained for the rapes of the four retarded daughters of local sheep herder Ibrahim Nelson. We could have sent you to the firing squad my friend. And who intervened? Answer me that!”
“You did, sir.”
“Yes! I intervened. You were given second chance to use your rape obsessions for the power of good & country. Can’t you understand you fool? You have been given a place in this society! Therefore, I strongly advise not test the patience of your benefactors that can so withdraw their good charity from you. Do you wish to die?”
“Your rape productivity will go up. You will go in and out and finish the job. And if I hear anything to the contrary, your file will be sent to the president’s desk for swift punishment. Do you comprehend, Hassan?”
“Get out now.”
I left the office and went to search for Ludmilla to assure her that our superiors had no clue about our illicit affair. I searched the mess hall; I looked in her room and finally ran into her in the locker rooms which were empty due to Rape Drill Week. And as I looked into her eyes, I had a feeling that I had been cured of my obsession with rape because of Ludmilla. The only thing that mattered to me was Ludmilla and her desires, for I would grant each and everyone. Oh Ludmilla, Ludmilla, Ludmilla! Her name on my tongue, was like Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (which Saddam imported every year for his month long birthday celebration) melting in my mouth.
“Oh Hassan,” she said, with her sweet breath. “What did they say? What did you tell them? Hassan, I am worried, there are rumors.”
“What rumors my Russian tulip?”
“There are rumors about us, my love. I think they know of our affair.”
She leaned in closer to me. “I think Husky Habibi knows.”
I grabbed her close to me. “They don’t know anything. What makes you say that?”
“He came to me during brunch and asked me for a date. When I refused him, he asked me if you and I were lovers.”
“What did you say?”
“I spat in his face.”
“Oh Ludmilla! How I love you.”
“We must runaway, Hassan.”
“Yes, my love.”
Suddenly there was a loud bang against a locker, and we heard footsteps shuffling out. She held onto me quickly and kissed me.
“Just in case, this will be our last kiss.”
“Don’t say that. Just go get your mission schedule. I leave one way, and you another. We meet up later.”
And before leaving she paused and looked at me with sad, enchanting Russian eyes. “Oh my love, will we fall apart like star crossed lovers do?”
I did not say anything because I did not want to lie, for I knew the very answer. I’ve known it since birth. I rushed off to the mission room for pre-shift. I did not take the normal way there, so as to lose my scent from the dogs that had been sent after us. Prolonging my way there, and thereby our very end. I dreamt that perhaps we were still safe, and we could escape. I would not arrive late, but not early either. The missions would be posted, I would pretend to ignore Ludmilla, and we’d be off without attracting suspicion. Then we rape, to make things look normal of course, we meet, and we elope to the West, to Hawaii, where a man can live right by the beach and drive a red Ferrari.
Once I made it to the door, I opened it with all thoughts absent from my mind. And upon entering, I was handcuffed by Husky Habibi. Ludmilla was also being detained. Everyone stood before us, surrounding us.
“Here is the other infidel, my commander,” Husky Habibi said.
Our commander walked up to me. “You have disgraced us, and the Department of Rape and Retributions with your unlawful and unnatural affair.”
“It is my fault,” I pleaded. “Please let her go. I was the one that forced her. She had nothing to do, she is innocent. Let her go.”
Ludmilla’s hair was in a very pretty mess. She had put up a fight. She looked at me and mouthed out the words “I love you.”
“Enough of this. You will both pay with your very lives. To the firing squad!”
They led us out to the firing range that was located in the back of the building. They tied us to two separate posts as the hot Iraqi sun beat down on our heads. We looked at each other and I saw the tears in her eyes and I decided to be strong for her despite the precariousness of the situation.
“No blindfolds,” yelled the commander.
The assassins aligned themselves before us with their automatic rifles – oh what sharp, efficient medicine against this disease called love! The Rapist Squad stood behind them. My close friends in the squad were upset, but they could not protest, or express their sorrow for us for they would be killed also.
Meanwhile, Ludmilla and I continued to search for that glimmer in each other’s eyes that would validate this very sacrifice.
A guard came up to us.
“Any last requests?”
Ludmilla looked at me. I looked at the guard and whispered in his ear. He went to the commanders and told them my request. They called for a messenger boy. The boy was given orders and he rushed off. It took thirty minutes for the messenger boy to come back with a boom box and a CD. One of the guards grabbed the boom box and placed it next to Ludmilla. He took out the CD from its case and inserted it in the boom box and pressed play. He turned up the volume as the song started playing. The song was, “I Will Always Love You” as performed by the beautiful and talented Mrs. Whitney Houston for the soundtrack to the film, The Bodyguard.
As the song played, it almost seemed to slow down time. All my memories of Ludmilla flashed before my mind, and I was so engulfed by them that my eyes became wet with tears. But I soon realized that they were tears of joy for I had finally known what true love was. Love was sacrifice for your fellow man or woman. Is that not beautiful?
And when the song was coming closer to the end, for so were our very lives, the assassins assumed their positions once again, and aimed for our hearts. I did not close my eyes. Yes, my friends, I did not close my eyes. And the only other thoughts that crossed my mind other than my love for Ludmilla and my poor mother was this: for all those that hijacked my adopted land, may Allah have mercy on you and each of your souls, you hypocrites, may you survive the end of Saddam as he is swallowed by the West, for when you play with the devil, you will surely have to pay him his dues, for your destiny is written in the blood stained soil and your fate will be far worse than being shot outside a Starbucks franchise in Tikrit, you sons of the forgotten may you perish for all eternity. And the assassins fired.
*Originally published in MuslimWakeUp.com in 2007