Little Things – Isaac Offski

October 25, 2025

he does ‘em
helps centipedes cross the street
donates the closet fulla shoes
ta homeland security
after daddyo kicked life
for date night
with goth Methuselah
drinks café au lait spiked
with hooliganism
then raids the pussy vault
at Chérie Ltd.
gets off on double prong
kink merch
fist throwdown in the buff
heartshaped mattress
covered with burn holes
he gets ‘em hot
lubed-up telescopic
parboiled brats
with aged Scotch
& liquid meth

 

 

Fabergé Bidet

 

Versailles in springtime
Potholes bringing luck
Crows fucking sparrows

The Czar commissions
Modern sewage systems
Based on fallopian tubes

Michelangelo’s scaffolding
Pressure-washers by Leonardo
The annexation of Germania

Scandal at the box office:
Incest or kissing cousins?
WrestleMania at the Globe

Got a jackrabbit in a hat
With the wave of a nozzle
Emulsifying grease traps

Sun King invents sucking
Before designing machines
To siphon out the suffering