Richie Cunningham – Alex Osman

He was a real peephole pleaser
Reversed eyelet for everyone to view inside
$10 for the tenants
$15 street folk
Lanky man, nude in red galoshes
Wig like Dorothy Dandridge
Skin a vast sea of dead cells
A cerulean gelatin-like substance seeped from his scalp
Slut shows on weekends
Like his own personal broadway
He had it in him to die a grand death
A grand illusion of grand delusions
Leave your cash under the door