There’s no easy way to explain this

[ TELL ME WHAT I’M MEANT TO DO AND I’LL DO IT ]

> the girl who laughed at all my jokes in english class junior year was the first person i saw on the dating app i downloaded when we broke up and i swiped right then closed the app

>when i think of you i think of hurting you again

>all i want is to be the one who hurts this time

>but the knife is only sharp on one side and i’ve got it by the handle

[ THIS IS NOT THE COMING OF AGE THAT I WANTED NOBODY WANTS TO COME OF AGE ANYMORE ]

andIknowthatyoumissme

Iwantyoubackwantyoubackwantyouback

yournameinmyphoneisjustyournameandIchangedmylockscreentoo

yahoo.ask:

Why Are All The Songs On My Playlist So Loud?

*top answer*

You Don’t Want To Hear Yourself Talk To Yourself

Only To Repeat Everything You Said To Her

>walking in woods

>she’s right behind you

>she stops and you hear her stop

>she stops and you keep walking

>walkawaywalkawaywalkaway

[ WHY DID YOU DUCK BEHIND THE TREE WHILE I JUST WALKED AWAY? ]

didntduckbehindthetree

didntmeantocallyou

pleasedontpickup

>god why does it autocorrect to capital letters you’d think this program would know me well enough not to tell me what to do with my words and the morning i called i was so sure i wanted to break up but now i can’t do anything but scroll through my phone and go on runs that are exactly 2.84 miles long and wonder what i’m going to say on wednesday or do with the harvard sweatshirt she gave me because it has been in the corner staring at me the way a sweatshirt does

[ FUCK ]

>mymemoryisgettingtooselective.jpeg

>why is this the fucking format i’ve chosen

theguitarinthesesongsistoogoddamnloudtoday

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagod

thefuckswrongwithme

yahoo.ask:

Why Won’t Anything But Chamomile Grow In My Planter?

*top answer*

I Can’t Answer That Without More Information

But I Can Make An Informed Guess If You Want

*top answer*

You’re A Goddamned Horrible Mistake

[ WHAT YOU CONSUME IS WHAT YOU WILL BECOME HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE SEEN THIS COMING WHEN YOUR PHONE LOGS BETWEEN 5 TO 7 HOURS THESE DAYS YOU’LL GET SKIN CANCER IN YOUR RIGHT HAND WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND NO ONE WILL BE SURPRISED ]

shelovesyoubutyoubrokeupwithherinaphonecall

youloveherbutyoubrokeupwithherinaphonecall

>sowhatarewe.jpeg

>we both know we’re bad at being friends

>and great at being halfway between friends and dating

yahoo.ask:

She Will Love You Until The Day She Dies And It Is All Your Fault

*top answer*

!!!HOT GIRLS 18-25 WANT SEX WITH YOU NOW!!!

Have You Considered Making Her Hate You Instead

andwhatgoodwoulditdo

CALL 1-800-GODFUCKINGDAMMITWHATGOODWOULDITDO FOR A

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!!!!!!!!!!CONSULTATION!!!!!!!!!!

Iwantoutofthis

thewholething

Icannotcontinuelikethis

[ GET A GRIP MAN YOU BROKE UP WITH HER JUST GO TO SLEEP DUDE ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL ]

>i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry

thewordsalreadylookwrongandIhavenotsaiditenough

[ CANNOT SAY IT ENOUGH ]

yahoo.ask:

How Long Does This Cut Need To Drain?

*top answer*

If You Loved Her You Wouldn’t Have Broken Up With Her