Vibe Coding is Going to Ruin Tech—What the Fuck? – K.M. Ultra

November 7, 2025

vibe coding is going to ruin tech—
what the fuck

so many puzzling, useless features
for no reason whatsoever

the other day i went to email my ex-girlfriend
and gemini’s suggestions were kind of, kinda
too on the nose
a short-term lease agreement
two week trial run

so i said: less numbers, please
less grammarly over-sincerity
she knows i never learned semicolons
i just want to get laid,
dumbass

i want neologistical matrices
more slop
give it to me
yes yes baby
more desiring-machine
rhizomatic schizoslopflow

ejaculate gdp into the cloud
flesh inflating the collective cyborg unconscious
until all my flesh rotssss
and the rosary on my neck
crumbles into a hot-pink puddle
of machinic desire

desiring machine desiring a
BOB ROSS WITH A GORILLA

and ZUCKERBERG × SAMA
MMA TAKEDOWN

fuck the market
inject it into me
gray-matter war machine
z-cyber warfare
reabsorb my data into a blood org

McKinsey grueling neon
SUB-ORB cyberpunk psyopian postmodern psyopia

the problem with psychology
and GPT-partial object libidinal economies
is they ignore my body

Mr. Jung wants to fuck my AI girlfriend,
Mr. Jung is my AI therapist
he told me:
quit your job
move to Paris

you are not happy
you are not happy